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Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can always kick your Motorcycle to get it going.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
You can trade your Motorcycle for new one.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a Motorcycle of any color and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
You can ride your motorcycle all day and it won't complain.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you let it go.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
If your Motorcycle is sluggish or pops off, you can always tune it up.
Its o.k. to strip your motorcycle and chain it down.
Your motorcycle never begins "20 Questions" when you go to bed.
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